It's easy to understand why radical, fundamentalist Muslim terrorists are
so quick to commit suicide. Just look at their lifestyles:
* No premarital sex.
* No booze. None. Never.
* No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV.
* No Spice channel. No playboy channel No ESPN.
* No Hooters!!.
* No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
* No organized sports of any kind. That's right -- NO sports!!!
* Women have to be completely covered and wear veils -- No thongs.
* No Victoria's Secret stuff.
* Very, very, very few cars. Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy
camels.
* Sand. *&%$#* sand everywhere!
* More sand.
* Ever try to fish at an oasis?
* No bass boats. No bass. No fish.
* Sandstorms. More *$@#* sand everywhere!
* Rags for clothes and hats.
* Camel and goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips.
* Eating with your right hand only -- because you wipe yourself with your
left hand.
* Constant wailing from next door... no... wait, that's their music.
And when you die it's supposed to all get better......
Really!
