got an email, didn't know where else to put it so I stuck it here:

THE TRAIN RIDE:
In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Janet Jeno and Bo Derek.
After several minutes into the trip, the train passes thru a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) Bo Derek thought - "that sleazeball Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn must have slapped his face."
(2) Janet Reno thought - "that dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on Bo Derek and she smacked him."
(3) Bill Clinton thought- "George put his hand on Bo Derek and by mistake she slapped me."
(4) George Bush thought- "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again.