Funny

[batdog]

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new BMW Z-3. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.


xBAT

[Octavius]

hahahaha!!  I was wondering where that was going  thx batdog!

[Zippatuh]

LMAO

[Ripsnort]

Old joke, the original had Porsche in it, then I changed the wording to BMW and sent it off to our BMWCCA local president, they got a hoot out of it!
(Off-topic forum, by the way)

[batdog]

yea...got it off anthor board. Didnt know if anybody had seen it or not.


xBAT

[DrDea]

Xbat...........Just......Xbat

[Ripsnort]

A BLONDE BUYS A BMW

A woman always wanted an expensive car; a status symbol to drive around
and flaunt.

She scrimps and saves, goes to the BMW dealer, and plops down many dollars
for a brand new state-of-the-art, computer enhanced, kick-butt, dream
mobile.

She's driving off and decides she wants some music and searches for the
radio.  The dashboard looks like a control panel at NASA.  She fiddles
with this button, that gizmo... jiggles these and those, but finally gives
up.  Can't find the blasted thing.  

Furious, she races back to the dealership and screams at the salesman.
She tells him they forgot to install the radio.

He assures her it's right there in front of her. It's hooked into the
onboard computer and voice- activated.  All she has to do is tell it what
she wants to hear.

He demonstrates: "Classical," he says. "click"  The car fills with the
sounds of Paganini. "Blues," he says, and "click" a B.B. King classic
plays.

She drives off, amazed.

"Country," she says, and "click" a Garth Brooks tune comes on. "New Age"
and "click" Yanni at the Acropolis snaps on.

She's so captivated by this new toy that she isn't paying much attention
to the road.  Another driver runs a light and cuts her off. "Low-life,
arrogant, self-centered scum!!!" she screams.

"click"

"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."

[Ripsnort]

Originally posted by batdog

 When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

xBAT

Very debatable subject>>> Neighbor lady