WHAT?!! I AM THE UNDISPUTED VULCH KING OF THE WORLD!!!
I took raw, untamed vulching, transformed it into a science and then into an artform.
I have written 3 books: "A Vulchers Guide" - "The Science of Vulching" - "The Art of the Vulch"
I have been the keynote speaker every year at the annual "Vulchfest"
I am the founder and CEO of "Vulch-o-rama"
I graduated top of the class at "Vulch-Gun"
And I was awarded the "Medal of Vulchor" by the "Bishop-to-Kight Federation"
So I WIN!!!
