San Francisco 911 dispatch got a call from a woman in an apartment building who said that her neighbor had been screaming her head off for the past 10 minutes, and she was worried something bad was happening. The dispatcher told her not to worry, and that officers were on their way.
Two officers arrived at the building and rode the elevator up to the floor where the woman's apartment was located, her screams audible as they rode up in the elevator. After knocking at the apartment door and receiving no answer, they were keyed into the apartment by one of the staff members. When they entered the apartment they realized that the screams were coming from the bedroom, and they quickly moved in to see what was wrong.
Upon entering the bedroom they discovered a woman, naked, and handcuffed to the bed. The officers' firsts thoughts were, "oh s%^*, she's been raped."
When the woman screamed to them: "check my husband!", the officers looked at each other and thought, "oh s%^*, she's been raped and they killed her husband."
Moving to the side of the bed where the woman had motioned the officers to go to, they found a man, naked, wearing a Batman cape and mask.
It seems that the couple had been having some fun, at which point the husband decided to get a bit more creative. He proceeded to move the dresser-drawers to the foot of the bed, climbed on top of it, and lept into the air; his intention to land atop his wife.
His plan hit a snag when the ceiling fan, which he had forgotten to turn off, impacted squarely with his temple, rendering him uncouncious. He then landed with a limp thud on the bed and promptly bounced off of it and onto the floor, where the officers found him, a## up in the air.
