Oh no. it doesn't sound stupid at all. See, Spiderman was REALLY Peter Parker, a mere mortal of a man who got bit by a radioactive spider and developed incredible strength, balance and agility as a result of his spider bite, but he was STILL a mere mortal and thus subject to mortality.
Superman, on the other hand, came from the planet Krypton in a space capsule as Krypton was being destroyed and was sent to Earth as a baby, where he had the great fortune to be found by a dairy farming couple, George and Martha Kent, who had a herd of approximately 500 head of dairy cattle not too far from Smallville, Wisconsin.
As Superman was from another planet which had a RED SUN (pay attention here Sandman because the color of your planet's sun means alot in terms of your supernatural abilities) and he landed on a planet with a YELLOW SUN (personally I've never looked directly at our sun due to fear of blindness) he became invincible and realized he had the ability to make a difference on Earth that he could have never made on his own planet, Krypton, even had it not been destroyed- that by fighting for Truth, Justice and the American Way of Life Superman (aka Clark Kent, as his simple, God-fearing accordion playing polka dancing Wisconsin dairy farming adoptive parents George and Martha Kent called him) feasted heavily on a diet of Senator Joe McCarthy radio bytes and Superman donned a red, white and blue costume complete with the customary skin tight body suit PLUS a cape aka Liberace and fought for America. (Thank God Superman's escape capsule from Krypton didn't land in Russia or his costume would have been red with a gold hammer and sickle and he would have been as equally swayed to fight for truth, justice and the Soviet way of life as he was swayed to fight for truth, justice and the American way of life and most of us would have Baroda as our govenor-general of the Soviet Socialist Republic of America) but Superman was the real deal.
Who else was invincible? Sure, Kryptonite could kill Superman, but Kryptonite was DECADES away from deployment by the Soviet block. The Incredible Hulk was bad, but after his adrenal rush was over he reverted back to that whimpy David Banner milksop. Captain America is now remembered more for inventing Frisbee Golf as much for as whacking bad guys with his red white and blue shield, and now that he's on the Senior Frisbee Golf Tour at 80 years old ratings are way down on TV because he looks so pathetic in HIS tights.
Spiderman kick Superman's ass? No way, bud. You think that's stupid? OK, let's compare the two-
Who can fly? SUPERMAN
Who can fall to their death without the aid of artificial device like the Web Slingers? SPIDERMAN
Who can withstand bullets, even armour piercing ones? SUPERMAN
Who bleeds when they get a pedicure?
SPIDERMAN the LIBERAL
Who is the Darling of the American Press? SUPERMAN the REPUBLICAN
Who was HATED by HIS local press? SPIDERMAN the SOCIALIST
Official colors?
SUPERMAN- red, white and blue
SPIDERMAN- black and red (the Taliban official colors)
Come on, Sandman. How in the hell can you look at the qualifications of these two super heroes and state that it is STUPID that Superman could kick Spiderman's ass? Superman could kick Spiderman's bellybutton and YOUR bellybutton at the same time DUDE!
Sheeesh, some of you guys that post here are jerks.
