Author Topic: Titanic Disaster (Read 339 times)

Hangtime · « **on:** June 26, 2002, 04:24:20 PM »

Most are not aware that Hellmans mayonnaise was originally made in England, and that 325,000 jars were packed aboard the fast liner, scheduled for fast transhipment on to Mexico, were mayonnaise was in great demand.

The Mexicans were eagerly awaiting their treasured condiment delivery when word arrived that their massive shipment had gone to the bottom of the atlantic, still in the hold of the immense luxrury liner.

They were heartbroken, and the Mexican President immediatley declared a national day of mourning, still observed to this day.

The holiday is known, of course; as..

Sinko de Mayo.

funkedup · « **Reply #1 on:** June 26, 2002, 04:34:44 PM »

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO!!!!

straffo · « **Reply #2 on:** June 27, 2002, 03:10:14 AM »

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDD DDDDDDDD

but funny

LePaul · « **Reply #3 on:** June 27, 2002, 10:23:10 AM »

....and with that, I refill my coffee and hope the posts improve

Nifty · « **Reply #4 on:** June 27, 2002, 10:26:47 AM »

I thought we were going to get a story involving a bath, Hang and a cat.

Hangtime · « **Reply #5 on:** June 27, 2002, 11:41:39 AM »

LOL!

Ok; Nifty, is that a request, or... ?

Skuzzy · « **Reply #6 on:** June 27, 2002, 11:59:48 AM »

Duh,..I thought Hang sunk his boat.

Nifty · « **Reply #7 on:** June 27, 2002, 12:04:52 PM »

Naw, can't be a request. It's nowhere near as funny if you stage the "incident!"

Udie · « **Reply #8 on:** June 27, 2002, 12:19:22 PM »

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Originally posted by Nifty
Naw, can't be a request. It's nowhere near as funny if you stage the "incident!"

That's BS you communis nazi!

Hangtime,

You gotta repost your cat fight story! I searched for it but I couldn't find the damn thing. I still tell that story to cat owners that I know and they all laugh hard when they hear it.

POST IT AGAIN PLEASE

Nifty · « **Reply #9 on:** June 27, 2002, 12:49:10 PM »

udie, I wasn't talking about the shower story. I was talking about a brand new story!

Of course he can repost or punt the cat in the shower. Just gotta make sure I'm not drinking anything at the time I read it again! lol!

and communist nazi???

ain't those mutually exclusive???

wulfie · « **Reply #10 on:** June 27, 2002, 01:54:59 PM »

HOST: Kill of wulfie's sanity awarded to hangtime.