Author Topic: Tis' the story (Read 1194 times)

Animal · « **on:** January 27, 2000, 02:32:00 AM »

..of two knits picking on a bish. They where taking turns to hit him with their new shiny Ponies.
I, in my big blue Hawg was watching from above. I decided to help the poor bastard.
I made a steep dive on the first pony, killed him, and the second one turned away. I then caught him and quickly slashed his stab.
The lone knit seemed to be grateful, as he thanked me on the main radio, and I flew by his wing to take a closer look at the cannons on his Hawg. What a beautiful plane.
Suddenly, he brakes off.. and starts shooting the two downed pilots.
He killed one, and turned to the other. I turned and shot his wing off.

He then of course proceeded to flame me, and then all rooks, on the main radio.

The identities of these pilots will be kept confidential.

What a funny group of people we get to meet in this game!!!
Will I subscribe?? you damn bet!!

Animal
AKA: Cynical Dweeb

[This message has been edited by Animal (edited 01-27-2000).]

Lance · « **Reply #1 on:** January 27, 2000, 12:24:00 PM »

ROFL!

Gordo

delta · « **Reply #2 on:** January 27, 2000, 12:41:00 PM »

All's fair in love and war.

delta

Hangtime · « **Reply #3 on:** January 27, 2000, 11:43:00 PM »

Now THATS funny.

Glad yah flamed the bum. Most knits are honorable.. expect the serbian ones. Or issit the coatians?? I dunno. Hell with it. Kill em all. Let Lara sort em out.

Hang

tshred · « **Reply #4 on:** January 28, 2000, 06:55:00 AM »

WTG! Even though I'm a diehard knight, shoot the weenie down! LOL he deserved it. Good story, ungratefull bastard.

ts

Hobodog · « **Reply #5 on:** May 30, 2001, 01:02:00 PM »

Im looking thru this and i see something that strikes me as peculiars....ANIMAL killing a guy for shooting chutes. NO WAY.

Sunchaser · « **Reply #6 on:** May 30, 2001, 02:49:00 PM »

Hobodog, Animal probably wanted the chutes for himself.

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When did they put this thing in here and WTF is it for?

Vulcan · « **Reply #7 on:** May 30, 2001, 02:52:00 PM »

I've said it once... I'll say it again : FDPs

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Originally posted by Hobodog:
Im looking thru this and i see something that strikes me as peculiars....ANIMAL killing a guy for shooting chutes. NO WAY.

Animal · « **Reply #8 on:** May 30, 2001, 05:58:00 PM »

LOL
And Gordo and the others were congratulating me.

How times have changed. I used to be pretty good back then, too. I cant remember the last time I actually landed a sortie

I wish I was back to year 2000 when I used to fly for living and was in a real squad, wich had squad missions and took fields.

FDP indeed.
Shame on you Fatty. Look what you made me become

Hangtime · « **Reply #9 on:** May 30, 2001, 06:53:00 PM »

Congrats Fatty.

Here's Animal AFTER The Operation.

And here he is BEFORE...

You truly are a miricale worker... (shudder)

Hang

DRILL · « **Reply #10 on:** May 30, 2001, 10:05:00 PM »

lol you guys crack me up

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DRILL