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Offline Toad

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Solution To Aircraft Security Found!
« on: March 28, 2002, 02:07:43 PM »
Got this in an E-Mail... and no I wasn't the one that tacked on that signature. Just smile.

Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs:

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman,and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings.  

In addition, the airline industry would have record sales.  Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

Offline Skuzzy

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Solution To Aircraft Security Found!
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2002, 02:18:06 PM »
LOL!  Good one Toad.

The man might have an idea there.  Heck, I would fly to fly then.  LOL!
Roy "Skuzzy" Neese
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