Ahh, it was just a typical Funked up Drive by, Californicate-style...you see, he's not really coming back, hell, half the newbies were shooting his butt down, he'd log in frustration! Besides, he flies that Sissy-fire, anyone looks good in a sissy fire! Hell, he won't be back, nope, no back bone. Absolutely none. Good riddence!
(Psst, this post ought to get him back online!)