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Offline MrBill

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« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2002, 12:27:26 PM »
Hay Rufas, Throw me another beer and watch this.
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We grow old because we stop playing

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« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2002, 01:22:08 PM »
Boat traffic poles are just too uber in AH! Perk the traffic poles!
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« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2002, 01:23:22 PM »
The Democrats, discussing election strategy for 2004 decided to take a middle of the road stance a bit too early......
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« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2002, 01:28:23 PM »
Crockett and Tubbs......Post Miami Vice days.....

The where are they now file.....

LOL

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« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2002, 07:16:21 PM »
Now, the real question is, What happened to Tempory Insanity #1 :) Note, the boat in the picture's name is tempory insanity II :)

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« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2002, 07:28:57 PM »
LADIES DAY HANDICAP YACHT RACING, FINISH LINE SNAPSHOT
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...at home, or abroad.

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« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2002, 10:08:58 PM »
"John and Billy Ray's sad attempts at a low-budget remake of Titanic"

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« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2002, 10:16:30 PM »
So, were there any skiers injured in this tragedy? Skipper's got to have one hell of a neck injury.

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« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2002, 11:13:56 PM »
"Make sure you park well at the pier, so boat doesn't get loose"

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« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2002, 01:13:32 AM »
Person 1 to Person 2: Grab the paint
Person 2 to Person 1: Why?
Person 1 to Person 2: I gotta change the name, you are now abouard my third temporary insanity.

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« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2002, 01:43:53 AM »
DONT WORRY BILLY, WE ARE GONNA MISS THAT SIGN BY MILES... OH JESUS I CANT TURN THE BOAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or

*Wife* I think we should get a divorce
*Husband (boat driver)* Ok honey.  Can you please go to the front of the boat and see if the running lights are working.
*Wife* Your taking this awfully well (wife goes to front of boat)
*Husband* (whispering to himself) Heres your divorce right here (firewalls the throttle)
1 hour later
*Man* Honest officer, I dont know what happened, I must have gone temporarily insane!
*Officer* Ok, your free to go!
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« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2002, 11:36:03 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by fdiron
DONT WORRY BILLY, WE ARE GONNA MISS THAT SIGN BY MILES... OH JESUS I CANT TURN THE BOAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or

*Wife* I think we should get a divorce
*Husband (boat driver)* Ok honey.  Can you please go to the front of the boat and see if the running lights are working.
*Wife* Your taking this awfully well (wife goes to front of boat)
*Husband* (whispering to himself) Heres your divorce right here (firewalls the throttle)
1 hour later
*Man* Honest officer, I dont know what happened, I must have gone temporarily insane!
*Officer* Ok, your free to go!


ROFL:D

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« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2002, 12:50:33 PM »
This one is for Leslie and Snafu:

"Nothing's gonna stop us now, Dirty Mary!"
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We all have a blind date with Destiny... and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.

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« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2002, 10:17:17 AM »
Driver was lucky..Force of impact prolly threw all the empty beer cans overboard...
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