DONT WORRY BILLY, WE ARE GONNA MISS THAT SIGN BY MILES... OH JESUS I CANT TURN THE BOAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or
*Wife* I think we should get a divorce
*Husband (boat driver)* Ok honey. Can you please go to the front of the boat and see if the running lights are working.
*Wife* Your taking this awfully well (wife goes to front of boat)
*Husband* (whispering to himself) Heres your divorce right here (firewalls the throttle)
1 hour later
*Man* Honest officer, I dont know what happened, I must have gone temporarily insane!
*Officer* Ok, your free to go!