the FDB's go way back....

[pimpjoe]

...to the cowboy days

While riding one day, a Indian met an Cowboy riding along with a
dog and a sheep and began a conversation. The Cowboy turned out to be an FDB.

Indian: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

FDB: "This dog doesn’t talk."

Indian: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' good."

the FDB is shocked...

Indian: "Is this FDB your owner?" pointing at the Cowboy.

Dog: "Yep"

Indian: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." the FDB has a look of total disbelief.

Indian: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

FDB: "This horse doesn’t talk."

Indian: "Hey horse, how are you ?"

Horse: "Good."

Indian: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Cowboy

Horse: "Yep"

Indian: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain."

the FDB stares in utter amazement.

Indian: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

FDB: "The sheep lies."

[Hangtime]

Indian: 'Does your dog bite?'

FDB: 'No'.

Indian, tries to pet the dog, the dog nearly takes off his arm.

Indian, indignant: 'Thought you said your dog don't bite!!??'

FDB: 'that ain't my dog, I just stole the horse yestiddy, and I'd suggest you stay the fek away from that diseased critter you think is a sheep, you peyote chewin cuddlinghunked dipshit'.

[mason22]

heh, head for the mountains dewd.