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Offline AKcurly

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StSanta arrested!
« on: April 18, 2002, 02:29:27 AM »
Poor StSanta was arrested for attempted theft of a bicyle.

It seems that someone who knows his ways placed a row of super glue on all of the girls bicycle seats in front of the dorm.

He was apprehended while trying to escape with a bike glued to his nose.

Poor StSanta.:D

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where the hell is he?
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Offline BotaBing

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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2002, 03:32:50 AM »
The sad part of this is that the only untrue part is the girls dorm. It was actually a boys dorm.
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Offline Apar

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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2002, 07:36:47 AM »
ROFL  :D :D :D

If he would only be here to comment, lol
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2002, 07:45:40 AM »
Where the hell is my little leather-clad pet?  I miss him!
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Offline Apar

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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2002, 10:40:32 AM »
Last time I talked to him he said he didn't have much time for flying because he's studying very hard,  :(
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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2002, 10:53:15 AM »
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Last time I talked to him he said he didn't have much time for flying because he's studying very hard,  :(
Was his nose still stuck to the bycicle seat at that time?

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Offline mrsid2

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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2002, 10:59:55 AM »
He has to study hard so he can get parole board to release him earlyer.
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2002, 01:21:00 PM »
It could be that it is just hard to see the computer screen with a bicycle seat glued to your nose. Studying is just a "convenient excuse" to throw us all off of the real track here.  :D
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« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2002, 03:02:20 PM »
« Last Edit: April 18, 2002, 03:07:04 PM by loser »
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Offline Fariz

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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2002, 03:05:57 PM »
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Last time I talked to him he said he didn't have much time for flying because he's studying very hard,  :(


Seems he decided to be the best Visual Basic programmer around :D

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« Last Edit: April 18, 2002, 03:09:33 PM by Fariz »
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Offline Octavius

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« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2002, 03:13:37 PM »
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uhm i heard a completely different story:


the real story about stsanta

not to mention this, santa wont get out for a lonnnng time  


Knowing this, loser, i'm sure this isnt too much of a shocker :D
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Offline AKcurly

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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2002, 03:39:41 PM »
Excellent police work, Loser, Octavius.  Gawd, bicycle seat sniffing is such a paltry crime compared to the activities you have unearthed.

St.Santa, the community DEMANDS you return and explain yourself.:D

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Offline NUTTZ

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« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2002, 06:33:47 PM »
Thanx for the laugh Curly, Man that was funny!

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Offline Animal

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« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2002, 07:08:49 PM »
He loves to ride seatless bicyces and take lots of bumps.
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Offline Annarella

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Re: StSanta arrested!
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2002, 08:18:27 AM »
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Originally posted by AKcurly
Poor StSanta was arrested for attempted theft of a bicyle.

It seems that someone who knows his ways placed a row of super glue on all of the girls bicycle seats in front of the dorm.

He was apprehended while trying to escape with a bike glued to his nose.

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where the hell is he?


No no no!! You are close.. But not close enough...
It wasn't a girls bicykle nor boy bicykkle...

It was a horse saddle!!! :eek:

I even have a picture to prove it:

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