Author Topic: Rules of the air  (Read 241 times)

Offline Swoop

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Rules of the air
« on: April 19, 2002, 03:47:10 AM »
Every take off is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.  

It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here.

The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire  

The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating.

When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky.  

A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the plane again.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.

You know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the hanger.

The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa.

Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your brain didn't get to five minutes earlier.

Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds.

Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you've made.

If you're ever faced with a forced landing at night, turn on the landing lights to see the landing area. If you don't like what you see, turn 'em back off.



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Rules of the air
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2002, 03:08:55 PM »
Nice one's Swoop,

Why do they call the place you wait for your plane "Terminal"

Always find out which seat the "Black Box" is under. If that's the only bit they expect to get back. That's where you want to be sitting.

Why does the Toilet window have "Frosted Glass"? (Who's gonna look in)?

TTFN
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Offline majic

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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2002, 03:16:23 PM »
"The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire"

LOL!

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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2002, 04:50:39 PM »
"There is nothing more useless than altitude above you or runway behind you."

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"