What is so bad about noodlesmoking? I have a smoker and I smoke ducks, geese, pheasant and yes, even roosters. Nothing better than smoked cock, IMO. It comes out of the smoker so plump and juicy you can suck the cock right off the bone. Every second Thursday my buddies come over for poker, and I'll serve smoked fowl and we'll play cards and eat a smoked goose and a few noodles all night long.