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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2002, 09:47:46 PM »
screw that noise, i wanna hear about the hooters!
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« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2002, 10:06:11 PM »
A serious question Hang, since you insist on looking on women as objects:  ;)



An all male law firm decided to get with the latest federal discrimination-in-hiring laws and hire a female partner. The 3 female applicants were given an ethics test to help select the new law partner.

Each applicant was asked to truthfully answer the same question:

"What would you do if you found an extra 100 dollars in your paycheck that you weren't entitled to?"

Applicant #1 answered, " I would deposit it in my account and wait for a while before I spent it, in case the error  was discovered."

Applicant #2 answered, "I would return the money, minus a $75 dollar fee for my time."

Applicant #3 answered, "I would immediately return the overpayment to the firm."

Which one did they hire?
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« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2002, 11:13:31 PM »
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screw that noise, i wanna hear about the hooters!


Pssst, Hang! Proverbs 5:19 "Let her breasts satisfy you at all times;"

Now go away!

StSanta, the logic of your argument is inconsistent with the context of the presented text. Enlightenment, on the subjects you have chosen, will not be forthcoming from this group. Furthermore, I find your presentation to be particularly biased. I suspect you truly do not believe what you have stated, but if you do... shame on you.

What you call inconsistencies are nothing of the kind. Rather, it is your own lack of faith that proliferates misunderstanding. Study the word more than you have and understanding may yet be accomplished.

I wish you good luck. :D

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« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2002, 11:36:45 PM »
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Which one did they hire?


a no brainer. they hire one that gave good... ehhh, errr... phone.

...it's a law firm.

voss... it that IT? I mean, like; no picchers, or nuthin?
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« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2002, 04:21:33 AM »
Voss said:

StSanta, the logic of your argument is inconsistent with the context of the presented text.

The context of my text being how easily things are misrepresented and how 'true' our own perception of things are are aptly and consistently illustrated by my examples.

They are in no way attempts to seriously interpret the bible; I leave such exercise for the sheep whpo follow their shepherd. Instead, they're, as I've stated, illustrations on how easily one can cast grave shadows on the Untrue Way, using its own holy text.

Enlightenment, on the subjects you have chosen, will not be forthcoming from this group.

Ah, you're prophezising, yes? How very Christian of you ;). Think I'll just hang out and hear more about the hooters thing.

Furthermore, I find your presentation to be
particularly biased. I suspect you truly do not believe what you have stated, but if you do... shame on you.


I *am* biased. I portray it in a particular way on purpose. And I don't necessarily agree with what I think, and almost certainly not with what I write :). Not always. That's why I find it amusing to write.

What you call inconsistencies are nothing of the kind. Rather, it is your own lack of faith that proliferates misunderstanding. Study the word more than you have and understanding may yet be accomplished.

I've studied the bible well enough. The role of women was explicitly made clear to me by some Jehovas Witnesses whom I invited in (to their dismay).

Inconsistencies there are loads of - and it's quite natural for a book that really is a collection of works separated by time, geography and culture.

Admittedly, many are inconsistent on the surface, but not when looked deeper into. On the other hand, many are just downright true, snd suggesting my lack of faith or 'understanding' of the bible is lacking does little in the way of solving the inconsistencies; rather, it's a logical fallacy, known as an ad hominem attack. And only atheists are allowed to make those.

In other words, I *might* be an ignorant bastard that's up to no good, but that doesn't change the value of my points :)

My point, quite basically, was that 'tis easy to view any religion as utterly out of whack with time and monstrous in nature, if *one is inclined to do so*.

Which I am. Of course. :D.


I wish you good luck.


Same to you bro :).

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« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2002, 07:52:56 AM »
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And that's about all you said that made any sense.

I figured you were just looking for an argument. :)

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« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2002, 08:58:16 AM »

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« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2002, 01:25:43 PM »
Instead of resorting to ad hominem attacks, show me where I err Voss.

For there's a truth even to lightearted poking. :).

I have a tendency to dislike being called an idiot, ya see :).

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« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2002, 02:15:03 PM »
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Which one did they hire?


The one that gave the best BJ


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« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2002, 02:18:59 PM »
The Bible:

A book written by man to keep man in his uneducated place.  How do you keep someone in line?  Make them fear something they can’t see.

Jesus:

Jesus was a man, just like everyone else; he just got lucky they wrote a few stories about him.

Judgement day?:

Boy, am I glad that all those hooligan rampaging gangs of Buddhists are gonna get left out, not to mention all those other unsightly religions, whew.

**Disclaimer** using the term “man” is intended to be used as a generalization of all people. ;)

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« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2002, 02:25:57 PM »
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A book written by man to keep man in his uneducated place.  How do you keep someone in line?  Make them fear something they can’t see.



Like when the EPA bosses us around about that Radon stuff.


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« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2002, 02:51:28 PM »
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Like when the EPA bosses us around about that Radon stuff.


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Hmmmm…  I think I used an “uneducated” in there somewhere.  Seems to me man got one and decided to do something about what they “saw”.

Thank you for playing, please come again.

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« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2002, 03:21:30 PM »
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Hmmmm…  I think I used an “uneducated” in there somewhere.  Seems to me man got one and decided to do something about what they “saw”.

Thank you for playing, please come again.

What are you talkin about Zip? It was a joke. What exactly was I Playing? and why should I come again?

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« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2002, 03:39:15 PM »
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What are you talkin about Zip? It was a joke. What exactly was I Playing? and why should I come again?

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Sorry Sik, was respoding as though you were a thumper.

As for the joke part It kind of went over my head at the time :D

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« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2002, 03:49:57 PM »
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As for the joke part It kind of went over my head at the time :D


That's ok. Most of my jokes aren't funny. But you never hit one out of the park if you don't step up to the plate.

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PS: For future reference, I'd never entirely substitute an analogy for an argument, and if I did, I'd be wrong wrong wrong. :)
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