I was wandering around near A38 last night having been bounced by a p51 when I came across an abandoned camp. There were piles of wing bones, beer cans and rather interesting magazines around and an old burnt out panzer that looked like it had been used for some king of pagan ritual. Anyway I decided to investigate and found two very strange things under an old camp chair that looked like it had had an elephant sit on it. The first was a pile of used 10 perk point notes and the second was a piece of paper spattered with hot saurce and/or blood and written on in crayon. It read:
"PLaN 2 tayK OVVEr da MA
WWunn: Get MOOR BEEEERRRR!
2) Find MONNEY TO pay FOR subscriptION ta HOtGrannys.COM
4.. Umm .. CAN"T THINK OF forr!
5) Steal perkies FfRom The "W"
seeex. run pipelin froM BUD brewerrY to SQuadron HQ
iiivvxxxx: suMMON dreaded GREY BALNKET FRom the nether regions TO hide oUR planns (need MORE sheeep For this)
6) Use "W"s perkies to bUY Squidely (strike dealLL wiv HT: USe those piccies of 'im wiv Fatties Ma at the ConVEnshun)
THEN 888888888:
Take Squid and lay WASTE to MA until all must BOw dooown und WORHSIP US!
All Agreeing Sign ere:"
The rest was smudged but look like a bunch of ragged Xs and one grubby paw print from some kind of clawed animal. The funny thing about this that there were check marks against all the points in the plan apart from the last.
If you are the owner of the perk points and the bit of paper please contact me and I will happy to return them.
Pei
I can be found crashing down in smoke and flames at virtually any point on the MA
