Author Topic: All Your Missile Base Are Belong To Us (Read 307 times)

Voss · « **on:** April 24, 2002, 11:00:36 PM »

http://www.missilebases.com/

Octavius · « **Reply #1 on:** April 24, 2002, 11:33:25 PM »

"call within the next ten minutes and recieve a free mug composed of ACTUAL RUST accumulated in the silo!"

too bad they dont come with a free Titan-1

majic · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2002, 10:30:29 AM »

Wonder if there's still nukes pointed at them....

Boroda · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2002, 12:30:19 PM »

In early 90-s Yeltsin's administration declared that Russian missiles are no longer aimed at the targets in the US.

But I was 100% sure they were re-aimed after the NATO agression against Yugoslavia. There must be some way to stop international terrorists.

Udie · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2002, 12:38:50 PM »

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Originally posted by Boroda
In early 90-s Yeltsin's administration declared that Russian missiles are no longer aimed at the targets in the US.

But I was 100% sure they were re-aimed after the NATO agression against Yugoslavia. There must be some way to stop international terrorists.

Great so we have a former/future commie telling us that a drunk "declared" that their nukes were no longer aimed at us.

Boy I feal safe now

superpug1 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2002, 05:12:44 PM »

Yeah live in a N.B.C (nuclear,biological,chimical) safe have and have hundreds of high capacity warheads pointed at you. They couldnt take a difect hit so i'll stick to abov ground please.

funkedup · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2002, 08:31:43 PM »

Boroda - Bring It, Beeyotch.
You really think your incompetent drunken corrupt missile troops could get a salvo off before we turned your godforsaken armpit of a country into a glowing glass parking lot? And that's assuming your outdated and insecure C3 systems actually work and that your maintenance troops haven't sold all the important missile bits on the black market to buy bread, vodka, blue jeans, and some nylons for their mistresses.

8ball · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2002, 10:01:35 PM »

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Originally posted by funkedup
Boroda - Bring It, Beeyotch.
You really think your incompetent drunken corrupt missile troops could get a salvo off before we turned your Godforsaken armpit of a country into a glowing glass parking lot? And that's assuming your outdated and insecure C3 systems actually work and that your maintenance troops haven't sold all the important missile bits on the black market to buy bread, vodka, blue jeans, and some nylons for their mistresses.

Remember, Russia is not our sworn enemy anymore.

Boroda · « **Reply #8 on:** April 26, 2002, 07:28:48 AM »

8ball, tell this to people in white house

we are still under US economical sanctions for not letting the Jews emigrate

Funked, you'll remember this words when you'll see warhead traces in the sky

Wlfgng · « **Reply #9 on:** April 26, 2002, 09:37:37 AM »

trust me. that would be a huge mistake for Russia.

never happen

Boroda · « **Reply #10 on:** April 26, 2002, 09:48:22 AM »

It will never happen. At least I hope so.

Wlfgng · « **Reply #11 on:** April 26, 2002, 09:56:02 AM »

now let's hope no short-sighted radicals find the 'button'