Ok Rip,
I'm getting a bit worried about you now. Not because you gave a <S> to Lazs, but because of the sryup-filled content in this post and in the immersion thread.
I can only fear that the following has happened:
1.) Your wife has locked out every channel on the TV except for A.)Lifetime B.)Oprah.
2.) Your wife has hacked the net nanny and blocked all but the following sites A.) AH and HTC because do block this is just downright mean, B.) Oxygen Network
3.) You may actually be wearing your wife's clothes (this gets my vote).
4.)You wish that you were wearing your wife's clothes.
5.) You wish you were wearing Oprah's clothes. (Would probably fit better).
6.) You have started a new career as an Interior Decorator.
Please Rip, we can help. We can de-program you, but we must act quickly!!
Cobra