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Offline myelo

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« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2002, 03:51:42 PM »
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We're sitting at one of the better scotch bars in Oregon and I'm buying.  I have my usual couple of beers before getting going... and what does SOB order?  JD and coke.



Coke? Coke!??

Sorry for the hijack, but this urgent matter must be attended to.

DJ, since you're from Oregon and obviously inexperienced in this issue, let me explain. Take a glass tumbler. Fill it halfway with ice. Add 3 fingers of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey. Drink in two long draughts. Repeat. Preferably this is done at home. On the front porch, in a comfortable chair. With a few good friends.

Unlike most scotches, Jack Daniel’s does not require water to release the aromas and tastes with overtones of oak, caramel, pecans, maple syrup, raisins, and citrus. If you must add anything, branch water is the only acceptable option. Anything else is blasphemy.

As you were.
« Last Edit: May 07, 2002, 03:54:17 PM by myelo »
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« Reply #31 on: May 07, 2002, 03:57:56 PM »
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DJ, since you're from Oregon and obviously inexperienced in this issue, let me explain. Take a glass tumbler. Fill it halfway with ice. Add 3 fingers of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey. Drink in two long draughts.
Dude.. you're preaching to the choir.  You need to explain this to the FDBs.  I swear SOB asked for an umbrella in his drink.

It lessened my oppinion of the FDBs in one fell swoop.  It was about the time Vulcan aptly renamed your squad the FDPs.

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« Reply #32 on: May 07, 2002, 05:12:31 PM »
I didnt know we needed a form to fill out ..

I just thought this was ... WAR !
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« Reply #33 on: May 07, 2002, 05:39:16 PM »
In that case DJ, I apologize for my mischaracterization. I owe you one.
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« Reply #34 on: May 07, 2002, 07:13:39 PM »
I prefer female blowfish :D

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