If you have seen it posted before I apologise, but I just heard it last night........
A guy walks into a bank and goes up to the teller..
"I want to open a f_cking savings account!" he declares to the proper looking, well dressed teller.
"Pardon me Sir?" the shocked teller replies.
"Golly-geeit, I want to open a f_cking savings account!" he says.
"I'm sorry Sir, but that is unacceptable language. I'm going to get my manager." With that the shocked teller turned and went off to get her manager.
Moments later she returned with a bank manager in tow.
"What is the problem, Sir?" he enquires.
"Listen", the irrate customer replies, "I just f_ucking won 10 million f_cking dollars in the lottery and I'm trying to open a f_cking savings account."
Without skipping a beat the manager then said, "Ah...I understand Sir...." and then pointing at the teller says "....and is this squeak giving you a hard time?"
