How do you starve a Newfie?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots...
Or...
What's black and hangs from the ceiling?
A Newfie electrician...
Or how about...
A newfie goes for his first parachute jump after completing ground school...He jumps out at 12,000ft with his instructor by his side.They hit 8,000ft and the instructor yells "Ok.Pull the cord!".The newfie replies "Nah.Lots of time"...They hit 5000ft and the instructor once again yells "Pull the cord!".Again the Newfie says"Lot's of time"...The instructor deploys his chute in hopes the Newfie will get the message.The Newfie looks up"Nah,lots of time"...The instructor yells at the top of his lungs"PULL THE CORD!!!"..The Newfie at 6ft above the ground yells back up"Nah,I can jump from here!"