Hmmm, this thread smells suspiciously like Cheezy Poofs.
But I'll nibble anyway.
I find that flying the Typhoon increases sperm production.
Flying the C47 actually allowed me to regrow the nut I lost to cancer 3 years ago. Now there's a marketing campaign HTC could use.
I don't fly it personally, but I've heard stories of Yak flying increasing hair folicle growth without the need for messy creams and gels. It also makes acres of coleslaw. In Japan, it can be used like a knife!
As for dweeb planes: there aren't any. There's an as*load of dweeb pilots tho. Like the Spit that was shooting at my squadmate from 2k away last night. Or the Hellkitty that decided to turn fight with me last night. He blowed up real good and I noticed that he had Acme Dweeb Escape Aparatus stenciled on his chute.
As always, YMMV ...