USA gets 2 goals inside 30 minutes of play, then gets another goal when a Portugal defender knocks one in himself (didn't a self-score happen to Colombia 4 years ago, with the result that the Colombian player was murdered when he returned to his country?). And USA was playing a pair of 20-year-olds in the game, too. They're not old enough to drink the champagne that will be flowing if they win the World Cup!
Final score: USA 3, 5th-in-the-world Portugal 2.
I didn't see the game. Did the 3rd USA scorel really turn the tide of the match, or did USA sit down after they took such a large lead?