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Offline Toad

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Wit of the Week, 12/19/01
« on: December 19, 2001, 03:12:00 PM »
Nominees:

In the "Salute to" thread:


SOB for:

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Originally posted by Rude:
Final result...he waxed my hiney.


Good Show! Now if he'll just continue up your back and finish at your shoulders you'll have seemingly made the transition from ape to man!"

SOB

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Just made me LOL. The "seemingly" was a nice, subtle slam as well.

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SWulfe, in "CT nothing more than another BS arena!" for:
 
"Sounds to me like a certain LostWaffle went swimming in salt water with a leather thong on..."
-SW

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Ah, the imagery here! One imagines the leather slowly drying in the sun... the salt heightening the burn from the rash.. and of course the LW in his leather thong to begin with.  :D

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Kieran, in D9 invincivility / eficiency in MA  for:


"I see. Two 190A8's were attacking a field, presumably vultching it, a Nikki comes along, and a lone high D-9 gets killed by the Nikki, thereby proving the Spit IX needs to be perked."

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Pretty much defines "logical argument" for this BBS, doesn't it?  :D Satirizes the whole "perk the ________" in one nicely written example.

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DUAL NOMINEE: FunkedUp and Apache in : "You're fighting the spit all wrong"

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Originally posted by funkedup:

Cracks me up when guys forget that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. Cryin' about E-retention and acceleration when they flunked the geometry test. There needs to be some kind of "Lead Turn Primer" as mandatory reading before taking off in AH.
[ 12-19-2001: Message edited by: funkedup ]

lol, exactly funked. "How the hell did that spit catch me!?!?!?!"

uhm, geometry? Wish I could see the blank stares. Apache"

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What can I say? Reminded me of a great comedy duo. The original set up is really good in and of itself; quite funny. But then, at no extra charge, you get the follow up with a tag line that just puts it over the top. Did they talk about it before they posted?  :D

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The winner is.....< sound of envelope tearing open> ...

FUNKED UP AND APACHE in ""You're fighting the spit all wrong"!

Salute to all the nominees... and thanks for brightening up my day! A good laugh is priceless, so I owe yas!
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Offline Sandman

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Wit of the Week, 12/19/01
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2001, 03:18:00 PM »
Kieran gets my vote this week.
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Wit of the Week, 12/19/01
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2001, 03:19:00 PM »
Yeah ! Yeah ! Yeah! *Crowd Applauds*

Personally I like the Luftwaffle Leather Thong incident  :D
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Wit of the Week, 12/19/01
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2001, 03:24:00 PM »
Oh thank you.  I'd like to thank corn dogs, Prinivil, Prozac, and last but not least Apache.

Now I'm off to write another radar whine so I can be the first to capture both Toad's and Rude's awards in this forum.
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Offline Apache

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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2001, 03:26:00 PM »
hmph! Even before the ink is dry on my acceptance speech! <note: take out thanks to sandman and vermillion>

Bet this is how Al Gore felt   :)

Thanky Toad.

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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2001, 04:21:00 PM »
I was this ][ close, too!

Great choice, kudos!
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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2001, 04:56:00 PM »
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Originally posted by Apache:

Bet this is how Al Gore felt    :)

You feel you've been put on this earth for the sheer enjoyment of Dennis Miller????

NUTTZ ( now run along and screw up your parents Restaurant)
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Offline Lance

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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2001, 06:54:00 PM »
Heh, I think the funniest post I've seen this week was Kieren's sense of foreboding during Bigweek post.

Besides, Funked is too damn intelligent to have a sense of humor.
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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2001, 09:52:00 PM »
WE HAVE A GORDO SIGHTING!!!
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« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2001, 10:10:00 PM »
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Originally posted by Lance:
Besides, Funked is too damn intelligent to have a sense of humor.

Who is this Lance fellow and how much did Funked pay him to say that?


While we're on the subject of Best [?] of the week  quotes, I vote Toad's take on Kieren's post as Most Disturbing of the Week.

   
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Ah, the imagery here! One imagines the leather slowly drying in the sun... the salt heightening the burn from the rash.. and of course the LW in his leather thong to begin with.

Who else thinks Toad was operating the computer single-handedly & thinking about St. Santa while typing this?  Yikes!      :D


SOB

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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2001, 10:41:00 PM »
Rigged!
As much as I think he should be banned from the bbs and the game.
SOB won that hands down.
Only one I was wish I had thought of.
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Offline K West

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« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2001, 08:30:00 AM »
lol at all of em. Culled some good ones from the week once again  :D

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