Author Topic: Seeking medical advice (Read 548 times)

Qnm · « **Reply #15 on:** June 08, 2002, 07:44:30 PM »

I'm the guy laughing in the corner on the tom green show.

Angus · « **Reply #16 on:** June 08, 2002, 07:49:52 PM »

With this sense of humour, you probably DO have a brain tumor Gunthr

Gunthr · « **Reply #17 on:** June 08, 2002, 08:27:30 PM »

I thought the "

" smiley made it was clear that I was joking.

Who would seriously seek nuerosurgeon advice on this board?

Who would make a serious decision based on such advice?

I meant it as a satire on another thread, as Rightfoot pointed out.

I've apologised to anyone I may have offended. But I have to tell ya, some of you are ultra thin-skinned.

Remember, its GOOD to laugh. Its healthy. Even graveyard humor is good.

My friend of 25 years, a 57 year old man with an IQ of only 72 had his left leg amputated at mid-thigh due to gangrene. This occurred on 05/23/02.

On 06/05/02 while recovering, nurses noticed he had rectal bleeding. It was colon cancer. His bowel and rectum were resected. I don't know whats going to happen to him.

In spite of that, I took my lumps when funked suggested I amputate my head. There was no wailing or gnashing of teeth.
Why? Because I have a sense of humor, thats why.

- My buddy, Jim Glazier

Maverick · « **Reply #18 on:** June 08, 2002, 11:11:19 PM »

Yeah gunther, My wife and I are just rolling on the floor about her cancer......

We do have a sense of humor. You hit on something that isn't funny. You should have deleted this thread when you didn't get the yucks you figured you deserved.

Tumor · « **Reply #19 on:** June 08, 2002, 11:21:40 PM »

ahhh.... I have a Tumor too

Creamo · « **Reply #20 on:** June 08, 2002, 11:40:44 PM »

lol, Tumor, you beat me to it, as I was just thinking about you so molded to this thread. You don't know how much you don't offend me, me being a cancer ridden family member. I need to get more serious.

Plus, like i said as the Anal High crowd took that obscure post to heart and immposible reatrded proportions, they are infering Gunthr has a maligment tumor. It could be, like I said, a un-life-threatening benign tumor.

If that’s the case in the frontal lobe, he would just slowly morph into Clint Howard.

(If I have offended relatives of Clint Howard, please moan away. I’ll eventually get sad and dramatic.)

Tumor · « **Reply #21 on:** June 09, 2002, 12:13:58 AM »

Ya Creamo, some folks are just too serious. I've got 5 Aunts, 4 Uncles, 1 Grandfather who've all died of cancer. Nothing I can do about it and I'm sure not going to get poopy if anyone makes a joke about cancer in general. Heck, I'll probably have my go round with it, matter of fact I've already had a couple of doomahitchies surgicly removed to avoid it, luckily benign. I just refuse to let it affect me in anyway... except fiber, I eat lots of fiber

Creamo · « **Reply #22 on:** June 09, 2002, 12:24:57 AM »

My wife is a very serious person, and we have very few relatives due to impotence. Thanks for the laughs Tumor.

Tumor · « **Reply #23 on:** June 09, 2002, 01:40:44 AM »

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Originally posted by Creamo
My wife is a very serious person, and we have very few relatives due to impotence. Thanks for the laughs Tumor.

My wife is an old battle-axe and is mean to me... REALLY appreciate you bringing up wives Creamo!

Yeager · « **Reply #24 on:** June 09, 2002, 02:34:13 AM »

Remember, its GOOD to laugh. Its healthy. Even graveyard humor is good.
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Ahhh!

hehe gunthr, this is the "lets laugh at me wiping my bloody cancer infested ass" type thread eh!

Lets hear that joke about WTC 9/11 again hehe

What was it?

"What do ragheads and body fragments of children have in common?"

Give it up man, go dig a hole and crawl in it, lol

now THATS funny.
HEHEHE

Yeah right

Gunthr · « **Reply #25 on:** June 09, 2002, 06:57:34 AM »

Lighten up Maverack. I would think that you wouldn't want to sweat the small things in your situation...

...things like some knucklehead posting a joke about cancer that you know was supposed to be funny.

I've apologised already.

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #26 on:** June 09, 2002, 10:17:14 AM »

Gunthr... I thought it was funny... and was hoping that other's would take the time to give you medical advice on you and your "tumor".

I find it quite hillarious as to how you can ask virtually any "need advice" type of question and get 50 responses.

We're brain surgeons in one thread, nuclear physisists in another thread, race car drivers in yet another, and legal aid in too many to count.

Isn't the internet wonderfull.

AKDejaVu

SirLoin · « **Reply #27 on:** June 09, 2002, 10:45:53 AM »

Edited...My condolances LePaul...

LePaul · « **Reply #28 on:** June 09, 2002, 11:03:02 AM »

Sigh

My Godson had a brain tumor as you described....they removed it surgically. He was 6. It came back, more agressively, and again they tried to remove it. He died a few days later. He was 7, and my best friend...this was back in 1992. Still miss the little guy.

Please, find another topic to jest over.

Tumor · « **Reply #29 on:** June 09, 2002, 12:15:16 PM »

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Originally posted by Gunthr
I thought the "" smiley made it was clear that I was joking.

I meant it as a satire on another thread, as Rightfoot pointed out.

I've apologised to anyone I may have offended. But I have to tell ya, some of you are ultra thin-skinned.

Tell it brother! Next thing you know I'll be asked to change my ID.