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« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2002, 07:41:40 AM »
"Putz" ?  You must be from Neeew YoRk City.   Round here we just call em Kansas City studmuffingots.
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« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2002, 08:41:57 AM »
"Hey boys!"

"Where are the white women?"
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« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2002, 08:54:45 AM »
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We, the white, god-fearing citizens of Rock Ridge wish to express our extreme displeasure with your choice of sheriff. Please remove him immediately. The fact that you have sent him here just goes to prove that you are the leading amazinhunk in the state.


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Lili: Would you care for another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili: Well then, uh, how about a little, uh ... (she whispers in his ear)
Bart: Baby please. I am not from Havana. Excuse me honey. Besides, I'm late for work. I've got some heavy chores to do.
Lili: Will I, will I see you later?
Bart; Well, it all depends on how much Vitamin E I can get my hands on.


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Oh Lord! Do we have the strength to carry on this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?
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« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2002, 09:03:51 AM »
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Originally posted by banana
"Hey boys!"

"Where are the white women?"
Dammit you banana...

"Hey boys... look what I found"
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« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2002, 09:39:50 AM »
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Dammit you banana...

"Hey boys... look what I found"


"Where the white women at?!"

Really banana...
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« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2002, 09:55:31 AM »
HEDLEY LAMARR: Qualifications?
SHERIFF BART: Stampeding cattle.
HEDLEY LAMARR: That's not much of a crime.
SHERIFF BART: Through the Vatican?
HEDLEY LAMARR: Kinky.
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« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2002, 10:03:59 AM »
I think Clyd had more talent.
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« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2002, 01:21:14 PM »
The correct quote is:
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« Reply #38 on: June 12, 2002, 01:42:37 PM »
>>Go rent the movie...<<


Oh sweet mystery of life I'm glad I've found you!!!

...Really, after having seen it 8 times, one would think I'd remember every line but, not so. But after 8 times, I'll wait til it comes on TV again ;)
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« Reply #39 on: June 12, 2002, 02:44:41 PM »
Actually...it's:

Jim (Waco Kid): Oh, boys!
*KKK turn and look*
Jim: Look what I got here!
*Pulls Bart from behind the rock*
Bart: Hey, where all da white women at?

I love that line...

gabby Johnson is great to.

Gabby: The sheriff is a ni-
*BONG*
Man: What'd he say?
Man2: he said the sheriff is near!
Gabby: *mumbling* No, Golly-geenit...

hehe

Woman: Hey, it's Heady Lamar!
Headly: Headly!

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« Reply #40 on: June 12, 2002, 03:37:14 PM »
lol. Most enjoyable thread. And special thanks for the wav file Superfly :)

Now if we could only convince HTC to toss the sheep and add a white, sharp-horned, brahma ox with a red YES on thier left flank, and a red NO on the right to AH  ;)

 Westy
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« Reply #41 on: June 12, 2002, 03:53:58 PM »
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Oh sweet mystery of life I'm glad I've found you!!!

No...no.  Wrong Mel Brooks movie.  That's from Young Frankenstien (that's Fron-keen-shteen).

What knockers!!

Of course one of the best Brooks movies is the Silent Movie.  It cracked me up when

Mel says:

And then Marty Feldman says:

And Dom Delouise quipes back:

HAHAHAHHAHAHA...Oh, what a hoot.
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« Reply #42 on: June 12, 2002, 04:44:16 PM »
Abby someone.....Abby Normal



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« Reply #43 on: June 12, 2002, 06:37:34 PM »
PUT THE CANDLE  BECK  !!!!!!
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