Years ago, my room mate used to make a freash pot of coffee every morning, then he'd go take a shower. So one day I poured the coffee into a pitcher (and hid it in the back of the fridge), then filled the pot with hot water. The joke isn't really that funny, but his reaction was. He went on for about 10 minutes about how the grounds were wet, but the coffee was just water. He was angry, frustrated and confuseded, and believed me when I said that I never touched it.
Then there was the time my friend and I cut 2 vertical links out of an 8' chain link fence. We mended the fence with soft plyabe willow twigs, so that at a glance, it looked intact.
Late that evening I went to pick up another friend at the airport who was returning home from school. I made a detour and stopped about 200 yards from the set up fence (it was at the end of a back woods dirt road).
"Do you think this car could make it through that fence?", I asked.
"No...?", he replied.
"Want to see if we can?", I asked.
"No", he said with concern.
"I think it'll make it, let's just try", I said.
I sped up to 35 mph with him screaming about how it was going to stop us and pleading for me to stop.
His visual and auditory expression of fear was horrible and pathetic (I would have done the same).
As planned, my POS bug punched through the fence like it was held together with twigs, it did make a heck of a racket though.
He he.
eskimo
