Author Topic: Disturbing News (Read 183 times)

Furious · « **on:** June 22, 2002, 04:31:04 PM »

While surfing Al Gore's internet, I stumbled across a document that proves for all time that...

HANGTIME is Kurt Tank!!!

This explains many things in my mind. I lost the link, but am diligently searching again for it.

F.

Thrawn · « **Reply #1 on:** June 22, 2002, 04:44:36 PM »

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

If Hang is Kurt Tank....

And Kurt Tank is gay....

Damn, lost my train of thought.

Doesn't matter, Kurt Tank was invited by Hang anyway.

RRAM · « **Reply #2 on:** June 22, 2002, 06:36:16 PM »

Nah, Furious, You're wrong.

Kurt Tank was well know for being Hangtime's fist gay lover.

Hang's so mad at Kurt because,after a long relationship, Tank left him for a younger lover.

(Namely: Funkedup)

JoeDirt · « **Reply #3 on:** June 22, 2002, 07:28:30 PM »

for one SPLIT second....i thot this post was serious..

Furious · « **Reply #4 on:** June 23, 2002, 01:02:23 AM »

I know he will be here soon to deny it.

DO NOT BELIEVE HIM!!!

We all know that Kurt Tank invented lying. It is him.

I am now searching for any doctored photos that will help prove my claim.

F.

Hangtime · « **Reply #5 on:** June 23, 2002, 01:32:21 AM »

*sniff* I'm busted.

and heartbroken. all i have left is his picture from karyoke night.

..oh. he invented karyoke too.

Wilbus · « **Reply #6 on:** June 23, 2002, 04:59:25 AM »

No WAY! Good Ol' tank would never step itno one of those Ponys!