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Offline SirLoin

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« Reply #90 on: July 14, 2002, 05:38:18 PM »
Lol!..I just got it.

Where did Elfy hit the boulders?..Under the bridge?

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« Reply #91 on: July 14, 2002, 05:49:29 PM »
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Originally posted by Animal
We wont believe it until you post film!


Untill then it's just highly speculative anectodal data :)

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« Reply #92 on: July 14, 2002, 05:50:13 PM »
BTW Animal, what has PETA done for you lately ?

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« Reply #93 on: July 16, 2002, 11:11:39 AM »
Hello, My name is Hillary and my dad is making me tipe this for him becaus hes in a bodey caste with his eyes covred and i'm an honor role senior in high school but as long as he heres me tipe then hes ok becuse i can't understand what hes saying cause hes speking throu a straw and he sounds like a moskitoe on steroids so scrue him anyway the dum bellybutton should have never gone bunji jumping anyway. Are any of you guys relly hot or are you fat old guys liek my dad is? I'm relly hot and all the boys at school like me but the girls all call me a ho cause there boyfriends like me better than them and my parontes want me to go to coleag when i graduate next year but i want to be a dancer at Tailfetheres cause my friend Heather dances their and she maiks 500 dolars a night plus she has cool boyfrends that take her to Las Vegas all the tiem. i was a chereledere until i broke the ruels and got kicked off the chereleding squad and now they wont let the chereledres ride on the bus with the football team anymor and everyone says its all my fault. My dad is stile squking away like he thinks we can undrestand him and last night he sucked a chesekake throu his straw so it looks like he wont be losing much wait while hes in his bodey caste with his jaw weird shut. Do ane of you want to see my pictur in my chereleding skirt? good hes startn to fale aslep now so i dont have to tyep anymor so gotta bounce.

Love, Hillary

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« Reply #94 on: July 16, 2002, 11:16:15 AM »
You guys were all soooooo had.... :D

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« Reply #95 on: July 16, 2002, 11:20:34 AM »
dang I was hoping it was true ;)
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« Reply #96 on: July 16, 2002, 11:26:46 AM »
ROFLMAO

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« Reply #97 on: July 16, 2002, 11:37:40 AM »
Badda BING! (I direct your attention to the beginning of this thread for "Itoldyouso" purposes.)

Is this the Troll to end all Trolls?

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« Reply #98 on: July 16, 2002, 11:38:53 AM »
Sucked a cheesecake through a straw? lol

Well, I'll give credit where credit is due:

Elfenwolfy :D
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« Reply #99 on: July 16, 2002, 12:16:28 PM »
He's dead... He's alive.. He's wearing a booby cast...
Who Cares !!

Just post the pictures of you in the cheerleading outfit.

On second thought,  I just got an image of a hairy 300 pound man all dressed up in a cheerleading outfit with pom poms strategically placed where his bloomers should be.

Excuse me while I go revisit my lunch.

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« Reply #100 on: July 16, 2002, 12:20:37 PM »
You're an entertaining writer elfenwulf, funny stuff there :). But a bizarre thing to do, trying to make people think you're critically hurt then "Gotcha!". Hope you don't mind not having any credibility.

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« Reply #101 on: July 16, 2002, 02:44:07 PM »
wow, that's a new low.  teasing us with cheerleader pix.  Next he's going to be promising sheep to us all!

filthy troll.  :p
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« Reply #102 on: July 16, 2002, 03:18:51 PM »
There was a guy quite like this on AGW, his handle was Bobn.

If you are going to follow in his footsteps, don't do it in a half-assed way.
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« Reply #103 on: July 16, 2002, 03:22:00 PM »
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Originally posted by hblair
You're an entertaining writer elfenwulf, funny stuff there :). But a bizarre thing to do, trying to make people think you're critically hurt then "Gotcha!". Hope you don't mind not having any credibility.


He can always use another account when he needs credibility.

Not that credibility here is all that important...

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« Reply #104 on: July 16, 2002, 03:31:45 PM »
...'cept Bobn has died- or so the story goes...