If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try you catch you because, hey, free dummy.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something that you did."
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, would't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.
Children need encouragement. So if a kid get an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling
I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, "Yes, my name is Todd. Todd Blankenship." Oh, also I wish my last name was Blackenship.
I could go on forever, but I think 5 is enough for now.... unless there is a request for more
-Aaron
