Author Topic: how moralistic are you?  (Read 485 times)

Offline Cherlie

  • Parolee
  • Copper Member
  • **
  • Posts: 259
how moralistic are you?
« on: July 12, 2002, 05:18:37 PM »
If you were married and you had sex with a monkey, would that be conisdered having an affair?

If a man was pointing a gun at you and you were pointing one at him, would you shoot first?

If you shot first and killed him, would you consider that to be a sin? If no why not?

You run over a dear, it is still alive but helpless and it screams in agony, do you drive away and let it die miserably or do you give it a quick death and relieve the Dear's pain?

You and your friend are on a cliff, both hanging by a ice pick, your weight put together is about to send both of you to your death, if one of you falls, the other remains alive, who will it be? or will it be both?


A bank puts a million dollars in your account by error, do you keep it and spend it because you think how crocked banks are and it serves them right, or do you give it back?

Your a spy and you and your brother has been captured, you know secret information that will put your country at risk if you squel.  the hijackers put a gun to your brothers head and give you until the count of 10 to tell or your rbother's life is gone.  Brother or countries secrity?

Interesting the responses I look forward ot hearing about.

Take care all

see you up there

CB
« Last Edit: July 12, 2002, 05:21:04 PM by Cherlie »

Offline Fatty

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3885
      • http://www.fatdrunkbastards.com
how moralistic are you?
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2002, 05:35:33 PM »
Now that my dear wife has been runover and put out of her misery, my lovely monkey-girl and I are going to mourn the death of my friend in a climbing accident, reload my gun, and go spend my million bucks.

Has anyone seen my brother?

Offline Cherlie

  • Parolee
  • Copper Member
  • **
  • Posts: 259
how moralistic are you?
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2002, 05:37:07 PM »
LOL

how long did it take for you to come up with that?

Offline Gadfly

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1364
how moralistic are you?
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2002, 05:42:44 PM »
Damn, Fatty, you beat me to it

Offline Fatty

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3885
      • http://www.fatdrunkbastards.com
how moralistic are you?
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2002, 05:48:17 PM »
Bout as long as it took to read it.  I had to beat the regal lizard.

Offline KG45

  • Nickel Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 435
how moralistic are you?
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2002, 07:30:01 AM »
well, i'm much more moralistic than anyone here.

bill bennett told me so.
all you fascists, you're bound to lose...

Offline Sandman

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 17620
how moralistic are you?
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2002, 04:03:49 PM »
sand