oh yeah? Let's see that dog get smart and try to open the bathroom door, only to get his claw stuck in the keyhole and start whining because he can't get it out without help from his owner. umm... nevermind, dog's probably too smart to do that.
Was funny as hell though, heard meowing... "shut the hell up! you've got food, water and a clean litter box!" meowing gets a little more worried and insistent... "you better not be about to cough up a hairball on the carpet!" meowing turns to wailing along with sounds of thrashing around... "good lord! don't kill the other cat!" as I pause NWN and get up (I was in a groove too, damned cat) turn the corner and see the cat trying to jerk his paw away from the doorknob, with one of his claws firmly stuck in place! I pick up the cat to relieve pressure on his claw and paw, and get him out. Poor cat finally shuts up, but his claw is all crooked and pointing sideways. I know the other cat was laughing her bellybutton off (she was watching the whole time), because I sure was.

Not nearly as good as anything Hairball did to Hangtime, but I think this is the first instance I've heard of a cat trying to pick a lock with his claw! The door wasn't even locked... dumb cat needs to learn how to turn the knob better!