Author Topic: Talk about bible bashing!!! (Read 456 times)

hblair · « **Reply #15 on:** July 12, 2002, 10:29:48 AM »

I have to agree with raider.
Yes, I've found that a good whoopin' with the 'ol louisville slugger straightens the wife and kids right out. I do it because I love them of course. I sure don't want 'em to be spoilt. Like yankees. But what really gets my goat is they always wanna lay in the bed moaning and crying after their whoopin' instead of workin' in the yard. I always did say the best way to heal crushed bone is good hard work!

Buncha lazy slackers.

StSanta · « **Reply #16 on:** July 12, 2002, 12:29:10 PM »

ROFL Hblair, my sentiment exactly.

I must recommend electric shocks though. Seems to get them going pretty quickly.

MrLars · « **Reply #17 on:** July 12, 2002, 05:51:33 PM »

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Originally posted by StSanta
Buddhists are pot smokers

They are??? Hell, I'll go shave my head right now! My belly sticks out and I DO have a watermelon eatin' grin on most of the time...I'll fit right in....is it a BYOP type of deal though? If so, call me a heathen bogart and no thanks

StSanta · « **Reply #18 on:** July 15, 2002, 08:06:09 AM »

MrLars, if you got cash, I got dope.

The atheists are also the rich d00ds, for same reason

hblair · « **Reply #19 on:** July 15, 2002, 10:13:58 AM »

Tee hee! I agree dope smokers are the partying rich guys

Gimme that joint you bogart head because I want money cause I'm rich but I also want that joint anybody gotta pipe? Hey that buds huge!

Gimme that big hog-legged joint I wanna party with you big rich guys who have the money and ride bicycles to school. Bummer mommas knocking at the door!

StSanta · « **Reply #20 on:** July 16, 2002, 03:41:52 AM »

Oh Hblair, you poor ignorant SOB

I sell. They smoke. I'm rich. They're not.