I have to agree with raider.
Yes, I've found that a good whoopin' with the 'ol louisville slugger straightens the wife and kids right out. I do it because I love them of course. I sure don't want 'em to be spoilt. Like yankees. But what really gets my goat is they always wanna lay in the bed moaning and crying after their whoopin' instead of workin' in the yard. I always did say the best way to heal crushed bone is good hard work!
Buncha lazy slackers.