Author Topic: I'm Ratbo Peep! (Read 260 times)

Ratbo · « **on:** November 07, 2001, 01:05:00 PM »

And I've lost my sheep! And I think I know WHERE to FIND them!!!! I have looked around your little world and have spied EWES and RAMS alike! (they look much alike - you gotta look close here)

How DARE ewe people steal a fine AW institution like sheep!! They must be OUR sheep, I mean, What the FLOCK do sheep have to do with World War II flight sims?

Nothing!

Look out you sheep stealing AH types!
WE ARE COMING! (Just not as often without our sheep available)

We will LEARN your sim, we will fly against you! And when you are BEATEN, we will take ALL the sheep as our OWN to do with as we see FIT! (Actually I had one that fit pretty damn good too!)

Laugh! YOU LAUGH???

We shall see who will be laughing next year.

The Barbarians are at your gates! But we are not just any Barbarians. We will slaughter your women and rape your sheep!! (we tried it the other way, but eating lamb is repulsive)

So be WARNED all you sheep stealing bastages!
You lair has been found! We will smoke you out of your holes!(tm GWB) We will kill you all, and regain posession of ALL THE SHEEP IN THE REALM!!!

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

YOU ARE WARNED!!!

ALL YOURE SHEEP ARE BELONG TO US!!!

-Ratbo

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #1 on:** November 07, 2001, 01:08:00 PM »

Jokes on you, those are just FDB's wearing sheep's wool.

Why you ask?

Supposedly they like being man handled by AH pilot's hell bent on making sweet love to the sheep.
-SW

funkedup · « **Reply #2 on:** November 07, 2001, 01:34:00 PM »

Ratbo they are MY SHEEP. Stay away!
Did you know that the sheep are functional here? If you do certain things they will march around the field in formation.

Ratbo · « **Reply #3 on:** November 07, 2001, 02:35:00 PM »

Is that what you heathens have done to them? Taught them to MARCH??

-W

funkedup · « **Reply #4 on:** November 07, 2001, 02:39:00 PM »

Well at first they wouldn't move at all.
Then they all started to rotate. Whenever Vulcan was in the area they constantly turned so that they were always facing him.
Finally they started marching. I think there could be some revenge coming soon.

Moon Dog · « **Reply #5 on:** November 07, 2001, 09:06:00 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Ratbo:
Is that what you heathens have done to them? Taught them to MARCH??

-W

Maybe they weren't so much marching as "lining up".

A boy can dream, can't he?

Ratbo · « **Reply #6 on:** November 08, 2001, 07:17:00 PM »

Our sheep never did that!

Now seriosly... This is the post I was planning to open up the "AW invasion" crap here with.

The idea was to use the sheep as both something uniting and divisive and have a FRIENDLY little flame war and chest thumping session. At the some time it kinda pokes fun at *my* old position (as a "rabid" AWer) that sheep had no business being here.

Alas, I was beaten to it by others (we never coordinate attacks well)

I wish this one had gone off first.

-W

Arty · « **Reply #7 on:** November 08, 2001, 08:11:00 PM »

I would be rather careful Ratbo, as I recal, not overly long ago. The sheep themselves took up arms and over ran airbases. Not only that, but they vulched too. Never let a sheep get behind you. That's why you see so many AH pilots behind the sheep. Well, that and that other reason.

Arty

Blue Mako · « **Reply #8 on:** November 08, 2001, 08:38:00 PM »

Be very careful, never know when the sheep will strike again...

SOB · « **Reply #9 on:** November 08, 2001, 11:20:00 PM »

Yes, the sheep here are particularly nasty. I wouldn't worry so much about freeing them from our clutches as worrying about what happens when their evil attentions focus on you!

SOB

Sheep · « **Reply #10 on:** November 08, 2001, 11:40:00 PM »

You F@#$ers will paaaay! We have been the subjects of your unwaaaaanted perverse aaaadvances for too long. No more come hither looks from you filthy drunkaaards. No more velcro gloves. No more "helping us over the fence". And for daaaamn sure no more Luftweeenies and their leather chaaaaps reeking of European cigaaaarettes and Old Spice! We're organized, we're well armed, we're mad as hell and we ain't gonna take it no more.

Baaaaaaaaaaaa!