Well, I absolutely hated everything but the coasters... for my first roller coaster ride ever I went with the fast red one where your feet dangle (mind eraser maybe?) For the first 2 or 3 seconds, I was completely out of breath - mind blank (how fitting, eh?) then I was able to squeak out "F@#$ me!", and enjoyed the rest of the ride. By the time people were ready to go on the superman coaster, I was completely sick of the place, and had no desire to sit in line.
The old wooden one was a kick in the pants though!