Author Topic: Bushisms (Read 138 times)

midnight Target · « **on:** July 22, 2002, 05:17:25 PM »

Just for fun....You know how we all love Yogi Berra.

"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber."—Washington, D.C., April 10, 2002

"We've tripled the amount of money—I believe it's from $50 million up to $195 million available."—Lima, Peru, March 23, 2002

"There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all. ... I can't think of anything more deep than that right."—Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a—a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone."—Denver, Aug. 14, 2001

''I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe—I believe what I believe is right."—Rome, July 22, 2001

"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."—Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001

Udie · « **Reply #1 on:** July 22, 2002, 05:26:31 PM »

My favorite is from the campain when asked what the name of the President of Pakistan was. He just kept saying "the general" hehe how ironic.....

Strategery is my favorite even though it's from will farrel on SNL but it was funny as toejame.

while we're at it I'd like to add my favorite "Goresm"

"there is no controling legal authority"

KG45 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 23, 2002, 06:14:18 AM »

now, now. go easy on the shrub.

he knows how hard it is to put food on your family, so he's just's trying to raise the pie higher.

majic · « **Reply #3 on:** July 23, 2002, 08:59:11 AM »

Just remember that all this depends on what the definition of "is" is.

KG45 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 23, 2002, 11:14:50 AM »

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take
dream."
—LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial
profiling, which is illiterate children."
—Second presidential debate, Oct. 11, 2000 (Thanks to Leonard
Williams.)

"A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an
economic illness."-- The Edge With Paula Zahn, Sept. 18, 2000

"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself,
but for predecessors as well."
—Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001