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Offline SC-Sp00k

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I'm leaving Aces High because most lack "Honor" here
« Reply #30 on: July 26, 2002, 08:28:36 PM »
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Originally posted by Revvin
No soup for you!


Damn you, you beat me to it LOL.

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I'm leaving Aces High because most lack "Honor" here
« Reply #31 on: July 26, 2002, 10:09:12 PM »
During WWII, an American Army Captain stationed in England met and fell in love with a British Lieutenant in the WRENS. After a whirlwind courtship, they became engaged and his fiancee wanted him to spend the weekend at her parents' home in the country so they could meet him.

When they arrived at a huge estate, a Rolls Royce was parked in front of a circular driveway with a staff of a dozen maids, butlers, gardeners, etc., standing at attention awaiting their arrival. It was obvious to the Yank that his fiancee was no ordinary Brit, but of the nobility. Her parents were absolutely taken by her choice of a husband and a delightful weekend was enjoyed by all.

When the Yank returned to his headquarters outside London, he went to the British liaison officer's office, explained what had happened, and asked what the proper protocol would be for him at the wedding.

"At the wedding, pretty much the same as your American weddings, I would say, but a bit more elaborate. The big difference would be after the wedding. You will both have connecting rooms in the Claridge. You will both go to your separate rooms, where you will bathe, apply cologne, put on your pajamas and robe, and go to the door connecting your two rooms."

"You will rap on the door. She will answer,'Yes,' and you will say, 'I offer you my honor.' She will respond, 'I honor your offer.' That is your permission to enter her room. After that, it's honor and offer all night."
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

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Re: I'm leaving Aces High because most lack "Honor" here
« Reply #32 on: July 27, 2002, 12:11:41 AM »
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Originally posted by Soup Nazi
Too many chute shooters. It just ain't right.

Good bye, enjoy your "game".


Hmmm, but if your hands are no longer busy
playing Aces High we all know that pretty soon
you'll no longer be "Master of your domain" ;)
"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"
« Last Edit: July 27, 2002, 12:19:06 AM by marauder »
God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am SO far behind, I will never die!