Author Topic: Chute Shooters Please Read... (Read 276 times)

MrLars · « **on:** July 26, 2002, 03:34:45 PM »

...shoot the MAN not the chute!

I hung for 5 minutes after accidently opening my chute and no less that 3 people tried to kill me in it...all MISSED!

Shoot the MAN PLEASE!!!!

T0J0 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 26, 2002, 03:50:33 PM »

sometimes i consider it but than just move on and save my ammo.. I used to get mad when someone shot me in a chute..
But now could care less.... then again i just dont bother bailing anymore either...
~~T0J0~~

CptTrips · « **Reply #2 on:** July 26, 2002, 03:50:42 PM »

Nope.

If they are low close to touch down I'll shoot the man.

If they are nice and high, I let'em hang.

Then come back in 5 min when they about to touch and shoot them then.

Wab

Animal · « **Reply #3 on:** July 26, 2002, 04:01:16 PM »

^^^
Same as above.

Wlfgng · « **Reply #4 on:** July 26, 2002, 04:13:14 PM »

see... one can learn something new every day.

excellent idea Wab

MrLars · « **Reply #5 on:** July 26, 2002, 04:17:52 PM »

Ewe guys are getting too danged smart...I'm poppin' the "o" key off my keyboard, If I call you a asshill Niib you'll know why

JoeDirt · « **Reply #6 on:** July 26, 2002, 04:21:45 PM »

HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!

Fatty · « **Reply #7 on:** July 26, 2002, 04:22:43 PM »

Almost as sweet as shooting someone in free fall is seeing them splat trying to time the low chute opening.

SunKing · « **Reply #8 on:** July 26, 2002, 04:31:16 PM »

I see a chute shooting epedemic erupting in the MA this weekend.

Kanth · « **Reply #9 on:** July 26, 2002, 04:52:43 PM »

man chuting epidemic.

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Originally posted by SunKing
I see a chute shooting epedemic erupting in the MA this weekend.

ZeroPing · « **Reply #10 on:** July 26, 2002, 05:41:06 PM »

i have always killed chutes... I have never missed any chutes (that i remember)
Rules of Chute killing:

1. NEVER MISS, if you can take the shot do a fly by and go kill another plane, or turn around and get a better shot.

2. IF you miss you make the bailer think of you as a n00b (cus u cant hit the damn chute)

3. If you kill shoots but dont like to be Shot in a chute, DONT do either.

4. If you DO get the chute and he whines on Channel 1 type " chute killers" and move on.

5. Chutes above 5k are in safe mode, Either move on or fly around him till he reachs 1k then kill him.

6. IF you miss, u really do suck.

Dinger · « **Reply #11 on:** July 26, 2002, 10:11:18 PM »

Okay, those are the "rules", but Chute-shooting ain't engine maintenance. It's an ART FORM, guys! If you get more artistic effect from spraying the chute at 20k, doing a slow rev, a dive to Vmax and a single shot to the head at 20 AGL, who am I to argue?

So yeah, the sun hitting the camera on a backlit portrait is generally a series of bad ideas, but if the overall artistic effect works, so be it!

ZeroPing · « **Reply #12 on:** July 26, 2002, 11:12:05 PM »

Yes, it is art but limits for the art; to make your art good etc etc
Follow those and invent your own way to kill the chutes