Maria is a devout Catholic.
She gets married and has 17 children, then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 12 children by her second husband. He eventually dies too.
Years later she dies and at her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, Looks up to the heavens and says, "At last, they're finally together." A man standing next to him
asks,"Excuse me, Father. But do you mean her first husband, or her second
husband?"
The Priest says. " I mean her legs."
