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Offline ET

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My drones are so stupid that
« on: August 01, 2002, 01:21:43 PM »
They never learned to turn.
They don't know how to land.
They refuse to rearm at the pad.
They commit suicide when lead pilot dies.
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Offline Chairboy

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My drones are so stupid that
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2002, 03:26:45 PM »
My drones are so stupid, I told them to go to War Emergency Power, so they thought I mean electricity and blew a fuse on their radios.

My drones are so stupid, I told them to drop their bombs so they soiled their pants.

My drones are so stupid, I told them to watch for cons so they found me a Star Trek convention.

My drones are so stupid, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork!  Oh wait, that's not my drones, that's why your mama's so ugly....
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Offline Shiva

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My drones are so stupid that...
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2002, 10:06:47 PM »
...they try to take off by backing up.

...think they're in a rollercoaster if they pass me.
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