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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2002, 08:55:15 PM »
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What, do you think I'm a philistine that I wouldn't recognize a french press? :D


No offense intended. I know a lot of philistines that don't know what a french press is. :D
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« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2002, 09:03:30 PM »
Isn't the French Press a bunch of anti-American socialists? Sorry, I'm confused.

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« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2002, 10:46:31 PM »
Coffee:
Fill a 5 quart pot with 4 quarts of water throw in the shells of the four eggs that you will have for breakfast and bring it to a rolling boil.  Poor in two cups hand ground medium roast beans and a half cup of chicory.  Bring back to a simmer and and enjoy the smells that fill the kitchen while you finish breakfast. When nothing is floating, 30 minutes is about right, smirk at the cream and sugar, dip your cup and enjoy.  If your a wuss strain it. If it takes more than one pot to get you through the day simmer it longer.
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« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2002, 10:57:06 PM »
Damn Mr. Bill, between the sausage gravy made with fresh skimmed cream to the way you make coffee I could spend a week or two in Taos if you were doing the cooking.

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« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2002, 11:07:51 PM »
OK, here's some preliminary results:

Dan's Cold Brew and a couple snips from their page:
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Dan's Cold Brew is the newest, most exciting coffee product on the market today. It is a cold coffee concentrate produced from freshly roasted gourmet coffee beans. The coffee is cold brewed using a cold water brewing process developed and perfected by Poverty Bay Coffee Company. There are no additives or preservatives. Once roasted, the coffee never again touches heat. Dan's is a pure coffee concentrate.

This product's signature trait is its versatility. While its main use is as a coffee base for iced lattes, mochas, frappachinos, granitas and other specialty iced coffee concoctions, what makes Dan's truly "A Shot of Versatility" is that its use extends beyond an iced coffee drink. To use a little computer jargon, Dan's Cold Brew is a multitasker. Drink it hot. Use it in desserts. Use it in sauces. Drink it strait. Drink it in a latte. Add a little Amaretto. Dan's Cold Brew meets the versatility test.


Of interest regarding senna's complaint of stomach probs is: All the caffeine with less than half the acids.

Up next we have Toddy Coffee Maker. I'm pretty sure this is what the guy that hooked me up with the cold concentrate before was using. Here's a pertinent snip:
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Doctors recommend Toddy Coffee for sensitive stomachs. Cold water brewing extracts the desirable flavor elements, but leaves behind many of the undesirable acids found in hot brewed coffee. Independent lab tests show hot brewed coffee has 3 to 4 times more acid than cold brewed coffee. Cold brewed coffee tastes smoother and is easier on the stomach. Doctors have recommended Toddy coffee to their patients who are sensitive to the acid in hot brewed coffee.

The coffee maker itself is US$30. Info on replacement filters etc. is on their Order on-Line page.

Lastly, some inspiration:

Toddy Coffee Liqueur... For 16 Servings
1-cup Toddy Coffee Concentrate
1-cup 190 proof grain alcohol (vodka may be substituted)
3/4-cup filtered honey
1/4-cup water
Combine all ingredients, stir well.

Of course, I live in a roadkill conservative state that doesn't even sell grain alcohol anymore after some idiot college kids drank themselves to death on it about 15 years ago. Great way to clean out the gene pool if you ask me but I digress.

Quad-shot cappuchino here I come!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

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« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2002, 11:14:51 PM »
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Isn't the French Press a bunch of anti-American socialists? Sorry, I'm confused.


Nope, it was a mode of walking with your arms pressed tightly to your sides because you're too uncouth and non-hygenic to shave your pits and use deodorant. It isn't an accident that some of the best perfume comes from France :D

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« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2002, 11:19:25 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2002, 12:11:06 AM »
espresso, thats free-basing coffee, isn't it?

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« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2002, 12:22:00 AM »
That thing you call a "French Press" would never be seen in France, or the owner would be shot :)

The only place where I had to drink coffee outa that was in UK, and it was disgusting! Get a real expresso machine, or an Italian Cafetiera.

My coffe's usualy so thick my spoon nearly stands straight in it :D
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« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2002, 12:48:38 AM »
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« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2002, 08:51:26 AM »
Cool, then the cold brewing should be perfect. All the strength, half the acid to make your stomach do less flip flops.

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« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2002, 08:57:53 AM »
4-6 cups every day. No milk, no cream, no sugar. Just coffee. And none of that pansyassed cafe au lait, or moccachino or freppachino or whatever they call it. I mean whats with that? If you dont want your coffee black, go buy a soda or something.

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« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2002, 09:08:09 AM »
what a fool I am.. I'm sitting here reading this thread at the start of the work day...
guess you know where I'm headed right now... yum

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« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2002, 09:41:49 AM »
Coffee tastes like straight up ass.

I only drink a 20Oz cup in the morning to get me moving, both mentally, physically, and bowellically (yeah- it's a word now!).

It's some awful cafeteria coffee too, frappacino, espressos, all them wierd expressions for coffee are for guys who flick their wrists and have a real bad lisp.
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« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2002, 09:57:33 AM »
Ferget the water!

Just chop it up really fine and line it up on a mirror! :cool: