Your Guide to Aces High Bomber Style Deer Hunting
Step 1) Aquire your target
Step 2) While Holding Animal perfectly still in the cross hairs,
calibrate your sight for wind speed & height above sea level.
Step 3) Whilst Holding your gun perfectly still (we recommend placing it in a specially designed locking rest mounted on a shock absorbing wheeled platform) slowly advance in a perfectly straight line towards the animal. It is vitally important that the muzzle not change its calibrated height or direction!
Step 4) When you are within optimal range of the target, pull the trigger.
Step 5) Don't just stand there wondering how you hit a signpost 500 meters behind you! Your target is getting away!
Step 6) Patiently reaquire your target
Step 7) Repeat steps 2 through 4 but this time get a little closer.
Step 8) Make that a lot closer
Step 9) Apologize to neighboring farmer, firmly indicate that his tractor was not your original target. Cash renumeration may be necessary at this point.
Step 10) Repeat Steps 2 through 4.
Step 11) This time taking the barrel in both hands, attempt to club the beast.
Step 12) It's true! People will find any excuse to visit Outback...
