Where have all the sheep gone?

[eskimo2]

Where have all the sheep gone?

Back in the days of Beta, sheep were everywhere... on the runways, on cliffs, in the cities... everywhere.  It seems that with each new release there have been fewer and fewer sheep, now I am afraid that there are none.  In the Beta days it was nice to know that wherever you went down there were always sheep... to, ah,... keep you company.  

Pyro, Hitech;
Please explain where have all the sheep gone.
Tell us that there will be new and improved sheep in 1.08.
I think I speak for all by saying that we would gladly wait another 2 weeks for ubersheep.

Thank you,
eskimo

[Sunchaser]

I think the Bishops are stocking up for winter.

[eskimo2]

Dang!
My squad just switched from Rook to Knight and all the sheep are in Bishland!

 
eskimo

[Skuzzy]

Since JOC came back, all the sheep have migrated to him.  He seems to attract the sheep for some reason.  
Oh,.JOC is a bish, BTW.

Or, him and Revvin have rounded up the sheep fer the next furball.  Someone may not have explained to them what a furball is!  .

[Fariz]

I do not care about sheeps in general... but if I will find that rook pilot who has stolen my dear Merry from a5 -- he will die in a terrible pain  

[ET]

Where do you think the Bish get all their paratroops from ? We have trained the sheep to fight.We have given them names.Thats why it looks like we have more in numbers than other countries at times.  

[AKcurly]

Originally posted by eskimo2:
Where have all the sheep gone?

eskimo

I think I know, Eskimo. One of Tac's distant cousins has them.  Read the following in an Argentine paper.

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - The sheep really hit the fan after 20 landlords refused accommodation to an Argentinean man and his ewe. The man, identified as Roberto, reportedly just moved to Buenos Aires [from Columbia, I suspect] and was looking for a place to live with his pet sheep. After being shunned by virtually every landlord in Buenos Aires, Roberto has tied himself to his wooly friend, vowing to stay that way until they find somewhere to live together. Tropicana Radio reports he's carrying a sign declaring "down with the discrimination".

AKcurly

[Aaron_G_T]

It's foot and mouth disease. They had
to slaughter all the sheep.

[Sundog]

Yeah,
Where did all the sheep go? You could always know when to open the parachute with them around (Don't open your parachute until you see the white of the sheep!). No wonder I have been opening it too low.

[AKDejaVu]

Why do the sheep disappear about the same time as the FDBs?

Hmmmm.  Coincidence? ... or maybe just a Jamaican getaway?

AKDejaVu

[Revvin]

FOOLS! foot and mouth was just an elaborate cover story...I was trying to keep a low profile but Skuzzy is on the right scent, the sheep were rounded up for a top secret military experiment which only just now I can finally reveal to the world...quake in fear Rooks and Knights, fear Bishops new all powerful super weapon...the exploding sheep!

 

[ 09-28-2001: Message edited by: Revvin ]

[Hangtime]

Foolish pesants.

Those wonderful tasty 'wings' at the bar are not "wings". Those delicious short ribs are not "pork".

And what's in the sweater next to you ain't no sheep either.

 

[Nifty]

Originally posted by Hangtime:
And what's in the sweater next to you ain't no sheep either.  

You mean I'm hittin' on a HUMAN female and not a ewe???  Damn it!!!  lol

[Skuzzy]

Shame on ewe Hangtime.  Now Nifty is gonna have to get ewesed to hitting on them allover again.

Nifty,..I assume you are talking about the sweater and not whats in it?  

[Rickenbacker]

I still see sheep every time I die. There's a brief display of a field with lots of sheep in it before I'm returned to the tower.

I always just figured I'd died and gone to heaven  .