Channels-
DirecTV is the toejam. I JUST got it installed, a clear great buy.
There was the "Skip Rope Championships" on ESPN231 something or nother...
It had some stupid hag that looked like a diesel dike’s little sister, woman’s tennis commentator spin off , claiming she was "out of the sport for 10 years" but now could have a fresh look at judging the mindless, no one cares event.
AMC had “Midway” always a good look, that guy burned up and crashed on the carrier, AGAIN. And still, the Japs never will rearm them planes at the right time.
Clint was in “Pale Rider”, I’d hoped for “The Outlaw Jose Wales” (1 hour away) and “The Grinch Who Stole X-mas”, and 25 other bad movies I would NEVER watch were on.
They had “The best sports show ever” on 12 different channels, Paula Abdual as guest, god I’d like to treat her like the hag she is. Over and over, and sideway’s, and upsidedown…sorry.
Anyway, 10 “Discovery Wing Channels” were on -Wings of the Germans, Wings of the Luftwaffe, Wings of Leather pants, Wings of guys that sniff leather pants. Wings of pants smellers, etc…” were all at the beckoning of the remote.
Local News, 10 more versions of the same, and thankfully WGN so I can watch the Cubs lose everyday, and watch people in Chicago die from heat just before they freeze to death.
Plus- I can buy anything from BBQ utensils, to machines that make pancakes, with the click of the remote. And pouring the pancake batter and then turning it with a spatula was always a engineering achievement/skill that eluded me. For $14.95, I have alleviated that nuisance.
Did I mention it's clear?
DirecTV is the toejam.
