A couple on their honeymoon go to a theme lodge. On the list are rooms like Tarzan, Nature, wild kingdom and The magic mirror room. Husband ask the clerk about the magic mirror. Oh sir she says Be careful What you ask for if you choose this room. You only get 1 request. He lol and decides to try this room. When they get settled in room his wife says "do you think it works for real" No way he replies. His wife is a beautiful woman perfect in every way but 1. She is a 28a. so she walks up to mirror and says Magic mirror on wall please increase my bust to 36C. POOF now she is perfect in every way. Excited the husband runs to the mirror and Yells MAKE MY noodle touch the floor. *POOF* Both his legs fall off. morale of story be careful what you wish for YOU MAY GET IT:)
