Elton John, Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue went out for a night in London
town. As they left the nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between
the railings of the fence opposite the club. Robbie decided to take full
advantage of this and lifted up her skirt and gave her a good rear-ender.
"Its your turn now, Elton" grinned Robbie but Elton started crying.
Robbie asked "Why are you crying, Elton? What's wrong?"
Elton sobbed "I can't get my head between the railings!"
