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SOUTHEASTERN CONF. FOOTBALL
(1) What does the average Mississippi State player get
on his SATs?
-----Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders
in one room?
-----A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get an LSU cheerleader into your
dorm room?
-----Grease her hips and push really hard.
(4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your
porch?
-----Pay him for the pizza.
(5) Why do the Alabama cheerleaders wear bibs?
-----To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
(6) Why is the Vandy football team like a possum?
-----Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a Florida
football player's life?
----His freshman year.
(8) How many Mississippi State freshmen does it take
to change a light bulb?
-----None . . . That's a sophomore course at Mississippi State.
(9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
-----Lexington, Kentucky . .He knew that the police
would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash . . . )
(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their
team color?
-----You can wear it to the game on Saturday,
hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along
the highways the rest of the week
At least the players in the ACC go to class.