I have a knack for pissing people off. It's great- I can actually control someone's blood pressure simply by talking to them. On Furball Central one time I had a guy willing to fly from Connecticut to California just to kick my ass.
I was born with this wonderful gift of irritation. I spent so much time in grade school with my nose against the chalkboard I have a permanent flat spot on the tip of my nose. As much as Easymo can look at a piece of machinery and realise how it works and how to fix it I can look inside someone's head and know just how to screw it up.
Now to illustrate just how good I am at this I always stop just short of the point where I'm about to be pummeled. All my teeth are original equipment, and usually my "target" is left standing there, shaking, angry and empty inside as I shuffle off chuckling in search of my next victim.
This is a wonderful Gift and I thank God for my irritationalability every day. I think God blessed me with this gift because I make Him laugh and He likes me more than he likes any of you.